STORYTIME: I was driving into the Farm Fresh
grocery store parking lot when much to the chagrin of the three cars
behind me, I stopped to let this old lady in a walker cross the road to
get to her car. Because I stopped, I was in perfect timing
to snag a parking space right up front as someone pulled out of it, and
as I was walking in, another truck DIDN'T let me cross the road - sped
past me and almost hit another car on his way out.
This delayed me only
slightly which put me at the salad bar at just the right time to reach
for the dressing that was right next to this very handsome fellow with
no wedding ring, which gave us an excuse to chat and flirt some, which
led to him following me to the register to talk more (even though there
was an empty one next to me) which led to me going out to my car as he
was rung up, disappointed he didn't ask for my #, which flustered me in
such a way I pulled out quickly without looking and almost ran him over
as he was walking to his car, looking around the parking lot for me.
This led to him laughing (thank goodness) and finally asking me out, all
because I let a little old lady cross the street on a busy day. Bitch,
don't tell me there is no such thing as Karma.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
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As soon as I got past the fact that you are the one who always delays rush hour traffic to let people cross the road, I really liked the rest of this :-)
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